THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE BULLDOG BLOAT BEHEMOTH THAT RULES FROM THE COUCH! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight bulldog menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the heat-seeking missile strikes again) of whatever dark brew fuels survival in the drool zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that true royalty snorts, slobbers, and never walks when it can be carried! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively lower the thermostat, we’ll hog hell’s AC until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the glory. Sip the sloth. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is wrinkly, wheezing, and 100% in charge!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap