THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S DROOL-PROOF ARMOR FOR SERVANTS OF THE BULLDOG BLOAT BEHEMOTH! Blasted with “BLOAT BEHEMOTH! This wrinkly sloth snorts like a chainsaw, hogs the AC, drools on your throne, and wins at loving without lifting a paw!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive slobber tsunamis and 3 a.m. heat-seeker cuddles, this long-sleeve tank storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as stubborn as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human radiator, custom-printed on demand because dry-cleaning filed for divorce! If these sleeves don’t leave permanent drool stains that look like modern art, we’ll head-butt Satan until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the snore. Survive the slobber. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought napkins and zero chill!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean