THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC TROPHY FOR SURVIVORS OF THE BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER’S HUG TORNADO! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flash-bangs the room with boxer truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the 3AM zoomies strike) of whatever keeps you upright while 70 lbs of clown launches at your chest! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding confession that joy smells like drool and victory gas! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear phantom BRRRRRRTs, we’ll hug the devil too hard until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the chaos. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to survive pure happiness!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap