THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR CRASH PAD FOR THE BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER’S NONSTOP HUG TACKLES! Blasted with “BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER! Zoomies at 3AM, shadowboxes ghosts, drools rivers, farts on command, hugs too hard, never taps out on love!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your boxer will claim the entire thing as new wrestling ring, this hooded mayhem hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as extra as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human currently pinned under 70 lbs of pure joy, custom-printed on demand because personal space tapped out years ago! If this hoodie doesn’t clear rooms with phantom butt-wiggle BRRRRRRTs, we’ll play-bow the devil until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the havoc. Worship the hug. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm under flying love missiles!
 
 





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean