THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR WARNING LABEL FOR THE BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER THAT KIDNEY-BEANED YOUR RIBS INTO SUBMISSION! Blasted with “BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER! Zoomies at 3AM, shadowboxes ghosts, drools rivers, farts on command, hugs too hard, never taps out on love!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it survives full-speed boxer hugs, this 70-lb clown drops in 13 savage colors but hits hardest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human currently recovering from the latest play-bow ambush, custom-printed on demand because your laundry already smells like victory farts! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers brace for impact, we’ll kidney-bean Satan until you’re wheezing—no questions asked! Wear the wiggle. Worship the chaos. Rock the One Star like the final boss who just got suplexed by love!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean