THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 EVIDENCE BAG FOR THE BEAGLE BAY BANDIT’S DAILY HEISTS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul stolen pizza boxes, escape tools, and enough treats to bribe a bloodhound, this rolling crime scene turns every grocery run into a public confession that your dog’s nose is registered as a deadly weapon! Shove leashes, poop bags, and your last intact loaf of bread inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes my dog ate the evidence and I still love him”! Handles long enough to drag like a bloodhound after the latest breakout! If this tote doesn’t smell like contraband from ten feet away, we’ll track hell itself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the loot. Haul the howl. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag comes with paw prints!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.