THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC BOUNTY POSTER FOR THE BEAGLE BAY BANDIT THAT STOLE YOUR HEART AND YOUR HAM! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip unleashes pure beagle chaos) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the serenade starts at dawn) of whatever keeps you awake while the nose works overtime! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding reminder that love smells like stolen bacon! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear phantom howling, we’ll sing the devil to sleep until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the bandit. Sip the song. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to outrun the nose!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap