THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC WANTED POSTER FOR THE BEAGLE BAY BANDIT THAT RUNS YOUR LIFE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight beagle menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the counter raid goes late) of whatever dark brew fuels survival in the howl zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that the best alarms come with floppy ears and zero off-switch! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively guard their lunch, we’ll escape hell’s kennel until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the getaway. Sip the serenade. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord follows the scent of chaos and love!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap