THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S COUNTER-HEIGHT PROTECTION FOR VICTIMS OF THE BEAGLE BAY BANDIT! Blasted with “BEAGLE BAY BANDIT! This nose-led ninja raids counters, howls at vacuums, escapes like Houdini, and trails you with eternal puppy eyes!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive midnight snack heists and 5 a.m. serenades, this long-sleeve alarm system storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as loud as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human whose trash can needs a seatbelt, custom-printed on demand because locks are just suggestions! If these sleeves don’t come pre-stained with stolen bacon grease, we’ll howl the devil deaf until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the escape. Survive the song. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought treats and earplugs!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean