THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR PORTABLE TRACKING COLLAR FOR BEAGLE BAY BANDIT HANDLERS! Blasted with “BEAGLE BAY BANDIT! This nose-led ninja raids counters, howls at vacuums, escapes like Houdini, and trails you with eternal puppy eyes!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your escape artist will never leave (until food appears), this hooded howl-zone hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as dramatic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human whose GPS budget rivals NASA, custom-printed on demand because fences are fictional! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers cover their ears when your beagle spots a leaf, we’ll bay at hell’s moon until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the hound. Worship the howl. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm and on high alert!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean