THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR MOST-WANTED POSTER FOR THE BEAGLE BAY BANDIT THAT ROBBED YOUR SANITY! Blasted with “BEAGLE BAY BANDIT! This nose-led ninja raids counters, howls at vacuums, escapes like Houdini, and trails you with eternal puppy eyes!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost survives the counter-surfing evidence, this howling menace drops in 13 savage colors but sings loudest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human owned by a 30-lb singing stomach, custom-printed on demand because your kitchen’s already a crime scene! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers hear phantom “AROOOOO” in their nightmares, we’ll serenade Satan until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the bay. Worship the bandit. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost every sandwich but won the cuteness war!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean